Cuz she’s spoofing a fuckin TV show, Sherlock.

Is there something wrong with constantly masturbating? Asking for a friend.

Uh... hey goalie, howzabout goalie-ing?

#brochella

I’m thinking of a word... rhymes with bosiopath.

He did a really nice job slapping that toward the rim.

Sure. Sure it is.

The little mofo is actually running away before the ball goes in. He's a wizard.

He didn’t pass to Doc. He’s a total dick.

I like how much this guy is now using “I” in all of his pieces when Deadspin “seemed” to hate that other ESPN douche—Simmons?— for it.

Then why so twitchy about responding?

“Making bombs is bad. Hurting people is bad. Killing people is also bad.”

“Making bombs is bad. Hurting people is bad. Killing people is also bad.”

“Making bombs is bad. Hurting people is bad. Killing people is also bad.”

Good no call.

What does this have to do with the fact that cops are shooting unarmed black people all the time?​

What does this have to do with the fact that cops are shooting unarmed black people all the time?​

What does this have to do with the fact that cops are shooting unarmed black people all the time?​

What does this have to do with the fact that cops are shooting unarmed black people all the time?​

What does this have to do with the fact that cops are shooting unarmed black people all the time?