Words. Don't get hung up on words. Nate Silver did a thing. Words hold only 58% of their actual meaning in aggregator sites' headlines. Goes up to 73% in the articles themselves.

I feel for the people who have live in that crap-ass state with its bullshit confederate flag. Go Rebels indeeeeeed.

While I hate when joke enforces try to censor what satirists do, something like blackface makes fun of itself while being stupid and deplorable. Setting up satire around it is like making fun of people who dress up as Nazis — they're both already making fun of themselves.

But what about the Oscar-nominated performance of the great Robert Downey, Jr. in Tropic Thunder? If he can do it, whyyyyyy caaaaan't IIIIIII????

Pop/popular — descriptor for watered down works foisted upon us by old white capitalists to appeal to the widest possible demographic in order to garner the most money.

Bret Easton Ellis after a few bumps.

I'm a Pitt fan but this was about as painful as the Bruce Willis one. Cool guys...when given an uncomfortable choice...seem to always go for aloof.

Can't stop that neck age, can you, Mr. Pitt? Lookin at you, too, Mr. Depp. BOOM.

For the record, I pretty much hate lazy commenters (and "all the feels" and "squee" and "won the internet" and ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and GIF replies and "amirite?" and "said no one ever" and the [adjective X is same adjective] construction and narrating of behaviors between asterisks and I could go on but my eyelid is starting to…

Me, too. I'm also behind on the shitporn scorecard.

Could be. I'm more of the mind that she has fake hair, fake breasts, and tattoos. Clearly there are ... happiness struggles. But good on her for making a viral titty video.

There were some good depictions of "wildly different black experiences" in that 1988 film.

Eeeeezactly.

OH MY GOD FUCK YOU —

Sorry. For whatever reason, I read your comment as, "I don't like that punch line ... " My bad.

So a 21st-Century School Daze? Cool.

Ehhh... I think it's more of a commentary on the fact that the info is out there but people still don't know about it. If anything, it's self-deprecating.

If there's one word that comes to mind whenever I think about Nicki Minaj, it's authenticity.

Good stuff. But I'm also impressed with Staley's agility. Those guys are scary.

He's got a ring. He's got records. People have been trying to shove the "Peyton can't win the big one" storyline down throats since his UT days. (And the Colts did have some significant issues on D going into the playoffs in multiple seasons.)