BREAKING: A lot of the high-five routines of professional athletes were planned in advance.

Love these kind of knocks on guys like Manning. It's the drool that keeps the mind-numbing gears of sports talk radio turning.

Totally true. Guys with big dicks are like girls with big tits: insecure and assholish.

Totally agree. Guys with big dicks are like girls with big boobs. Totally awesome and chill.

Dyed hair, fake breasts, tattoos. Man... just my type.

I guess I don't see the point of splitting this particular hair. It's assault. Fine. Press charges. Whatever. NASCAR tells guys to not take it out on each other in the car. To settle it "like men" — whatever that means. I chalk it up to the sport's mixed messages in terms of machismo.

I wonder if anyone can think of any other games where refs, players or coaches were involved in...oh I don't know...fixing games, point shaving, etc.

Uh... that's cuz you're in a car when you're racing.

biracial = black, eh?

Everyone from the NE.

Yeah. If there's one problem in football it's that they no longer allow hitting.

Come on. It was a massive cheap shot. The play was damn near dead. Fuck that guy.

They aren't the scientists we need. They are the scientists we deserve. Wait — sadly, they're both.

I'm confused. Seems like this would be promotion-worthy in the St. Louis County PD.

I was thinking Jean Grae but sure, sure.

Door #2.

Personally, I feel this has always been one of Mother Nature's most genius design strategies. A lot of women with large breasts tend to have smaller butts. A lot of women with small breasts have spectacular asses. Women in the middle get a bit of both. Whaddaworld Whaddaworld.

That's the very reasonable rumor. But what the hell do I know?

I think that's a very positive way to look at things. I'm for it. (Your view, that is. Not the sellout video product placement ass vid that Ms. Minaj made.)

Yep. She's invested her money well.