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If she was black she'd already have tenure and an endowment.

There’s a long history of fabrics being worn in hair in Europe that goes back at least to the 17th century. Threads and string were woven into hair in China from the 14th century.

People offended by Colin Kaepernick sitting.

Lest we remind you that it was JEZEBEL that couldn’t get enough of Dunham when her show first premiered. I and many others kept commenting that she was over-rated as fuck and no one at Jezebel would listen.

nah she markets herself to look younger. i dont think she looks SO young- it’s the clothes, hair and makeup to look like a ‘lolita’ that make us think she looks like a baby

Why does it matter that this woman is pregnant?

Me. I am the most mad because they’re both stupid and trite. Naked pregnant woman covering her boobs and cradling her belly. Ugh. Do something else. Also, why is she wearing a freaking doily as a bib???

Good for Selena. She definitely needs to take care of this kid. His nose was always running.

Well, she was hoping this would lead to a job for her. Too bad she’ll only get paid a few dollars a day.

called herself “the most hated person in the world.”

Not his daughter.

Anything involving Tori Spelling is guaranteed gold.

This ‘white lady’ is half Brazilian and half Puerto Rican.

What?

“Empowerment” is an empty phrase, used to market menstrual cups and mascara and I am loathe to use it in general conversation because of its disingenuous connotations. Despite that, MUVA Management sounds like it will be kind of empowering, in the actual, original meaning of the word! Imagine that.”

I'm more distracted by the fact that Kim put a choker on a 3 year old.

Come on, dude. He said “a smart understanding of what rape is becoming and what we’re now understanding about it.” He’s making exactly the point you say he should be making. Jesus, why does this conversation always devolve into policing people for not phrasing things in exactly the way people like you approve of?

True story: My mother and I had a heated argument about who would be the preferred daughter—Miley Cyrus or Taylor Swift (disclosure: I’m 46, listen to bluegrass, should have no dog in this fight). My mother’s full-throated approval of Tay made me question my mother’s love for me. Do you think she was trying to tell me

When will the pasty corniness that is Taylor Swift abandon the stage and make room for actually talented white girls? I mean, she's so intolerable and a sign of the cultural decay we're living through. Je-sus, she's the worst. Her and Macklemore or however you spell that demon's name.

I’ve been a stupid bitch my whole life.