I didn’t realise this would be my ultimate sandwich until you mentioned it.

Ah Steve Backshall he’s a happy god of children’s TV. Look he even finds joy in being bit by a piranha!

Now what if he read your last piece about the tattoo and thought he would just play with your mind with pranks? What if the tattoo is really a fake after all and the most recent photo is just showing it partially cleaned off?

This has actually made me go from not giving a fuck to actually loving him. The fact that he had you people who do not like him wasting your breath and your internet time discussing how crap his fake crap tattoo is proper funny.

This Brit here would hate to have baby shower and nor would I give a present for the baby is I attended a baby shower, I would give the mother to be a present though, I’m not that rude. It’s all down to old wives superstitions.