Def got a lol out of that one

The giant redwood! The larch! The fir! The mighty scots pine!

In my house, I’m Mama and my wife is Mummy.

Stupid hat? Check.

“mesopelagic” = Fancy

“mesonotsopelagic” = not as Fancy



also acceptable : “mehsopelagic”

If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.

This is entirely appropriate:

I was going for a science victory and accidentally won by culture on prince difficulty. Seems like the easiest method to me

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

That’s what made Vin Baker so good, he never let himself get hung over.

The reason for the decline is Colin Kaepernick. I for one haven’t watched him play even a snap all season.

The Jaguars aren’t!

I’m incredibly qualified to judge managerial skill

That was an amazing 20ish minute stretch. Crazy int by Michigan, then UNC hitting a 54 yarder at the gun to beat FSU and this was the cherry on top.

No one is acting like themselves