Portlander here, and, no, I do not.

“the food”

Not Christmas, but definitely a holiday given the time period. I have never fucked up so badly in a language before or since.

When “keeping it Real” goes wrong.

I took my dog on a walk today. Saw what I thought was a pretty big, fuzzy moth nestled into some tree bark. Took my husband and our friend over to see it. They did not think it was very big.

I just got off the phone with President Xi, and he assured me that he and I are hang dai

welcome back dad but we like mayo here now

Could you be more specific?

Sounds like Gangsters: Organized Crime, which was on PC way back in the day. I loved that game.

Packing cinder blocks.

I worked for a couple years in a toxicology lab handling almost exclusively urine specimens. I kept a little catalog of all the rainbow-color urine I encountered. I got all your colors, and also once had a blue!

So ridiculous I think he’s the only one to do it. He is at 38 ppg on 62% shooting in this series.. Jordan went over 35 on 60 % in a series. No one else has come close. 

Have you seen Drama World? It’s a cute little show that jokes on the tropes of K-Dramas. 5 or 6 episodes...easy, quick watch. Highly recommend.

OH MY GOD

This appears to be a classic case of Driving While Black.

It is kind of stupid that 6 teams play at once.

This is a downer.

While his points have merit, I question his motives. Removing all statues from Memphis seems like it’s just a sneaky way to get out of paying Chandler Parson’s contract.