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Aha, something I can answer!
Black and white imagery is not just desaturated color imagery. If I was shooting black and white film, I can use different colored filters in front of the film to emphasize certain tones; a red filter removes different light frequencies than a blue filter, for example. Human skin has lots…

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And if you’re really lucky, it’ll be in that order.

Nah, Albert Brooks.

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

Messi Hurt; Assaulted by Math

How is this surprising? She has a British identical twin!!!

And yet, the broken cell phone was the best highlight of the day involving this poor girl.

Pay attention men: Women do not like it when you send your donger to their cell phone. They end up blocking it every time.

wow, he scored from hellas far away

Yes, your grandma was glamorous!!

I saw a baby fox just outside my back door the other day and for a hot second I was totally like OH MY GOD THIS IS IT THE MOMENT I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE - I’M GOING TO ADOPT A BABY FOX AND NAME IT TOD AND FEED IT FROM A BOTTLE WHILE SINGING WHEN YOU’RE THE BEST OF FRIENDS!!!!!

What if the entirety of ASOIAF is actually a recipe book detailing how the people will survive the winter on an unlimited supply of fried calimari? This has been foreshadowed in the books. GRRM spends pages and pages and pages detailing what characters are eating for no apparent reason. But what if there IS a reason?…

I only ever made children.

If Colon could put in orders from the batting box, I imagine it would be Chinese.

Where’s “Heartbreaker” by Led Zep and where is “Hocus Pocus” by Focus?