I think this sequence by the mascot in the 3rd is a better summary of this game:

Dale Jr rolled out of the pit in flames. I think he was trying to toast one of his weird sandwiches.

“12 and a half pages? How long did that take, like three years?”

Nope, the Deadpool one’s fake.

RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

A close friend of Henson got involved and also started making faces at Barnes.

Why not? It worked in White Men Can't Jump.

these kids are gonna have a good future together.

Goddamn psych majors.

Fucking hypocrite getting plenty of support from the big banks, I see.

Having Timmy on the ticket could shore up Popovich’s campaign with the big fundamentalist voting bloc.

Randle was reached for a reply and denied he ever gambled, “I merely enjoyed playing Draft Kings like millions of my fellow Americans, which is a game of SKILL, not gambling.”

Nah, I prefer the regular Legos....

“Boca Seniors combine for five all you can eat buffet steak dinners, nine orange juices, and one brawl in the check out line at Golden River Plate”

They’re basically just repeating things that were already posted on Urban Dictionary and passed along by teens for years before that.

Him: “Picaboooooo!”

First ‘Trifecta Tuesday’ of 2016. This week, I’ve got Era Vulgaris by Queens of the Stone Age.

Manziel ate dinner, gambled, and partied wearing a blonde wig, mustache, glasses, and hoodie, going by the name “Billy.”

Pictured: Draggin ball, Z