You’re 3 stars.

“Whoa, easy coach! That’s not your wife.”

Two boxes AND an appreciation for Gordon? Have a seat...I just had a cancellation.

Oh then you’re definitely in. Complimentary toque and welcome poutine should arrive shortly.

Err...we’re kind of at our limit between post-election butt-hurt Conservatives and racist, uncultured Facebook psychologists who can’t tell the difference between a refugee and a terrorist. I can pencil you in for July......2034?

God bless America

that gif makes me happy.

I remember watching this fight. It just so happened that my mother in law was over and she saw that knockout. She was horrified when Hendo landed the 2nd punch on the ground and Bispings body stiffened up. It was hilarious!

Hell, if that’s the list they may as well shut ESPN down.

If that’s the list, may as well shut Grantland down.

Whenever I hear Rampage’s name all I can see is:

Such a satisfying knockout. I miss the days when I wasn’t personally worried for Dan Henderson’s health every time he stepped into the cage.

I live in South Florida, so I’ve been hearing all week about how badly the Dolphins need to can Joe Philbin.

Cooties?

he wasn’t circumcised and tore the underside of his foreskin really badly

“Candy corn,” I think. “Corn that tastes like candy. I can’t wait! ...... Sonuvabitch!”

Coach must have a bad temper if it takes only one Kelvin to make him reach the boiling point.

They call them scalpers to honor them.