Bob Marley is EXTREMELY famous globally.

Cadaver dogs have been used to search for Civil and Revolutionary war graves for years.  I think you’d be surprised at what they’re capable of.

I think it’s safe to assume that think she may have made it to land

My masseuse put her dog through cadaver training and her pup got picked to go down there to sniff for Amelia for a month right now.

I didn’t put my keys in my work pants pocket and they’re just sitting downstairs in my regular pants pocket in my locker. It’s been bothering me for 8 hours.

This is some Karl Pilkington’s diary level shit right here.

Being a doctor?

I always automatically think Ron Perlman’s name is Wolfgang Puck every time I think or see a picture of him and 9 out of 10 times have to google “Hellboy actor” to figure out his actual name.

Check out “Baskets” which he won an Emmy for a few years ago. He’s plays the main character’s mother, doing an impression of his own mother and he’s really incredible in it.

Solid point.

We prefer Depeche Mode for King Crimson fans.

They have been in a major copyright lawsuit for several years that just recently got settled in their favor. Aside from Maynard’s general Maynardness they could have been keeping it off streaming to avoid paying out to someone they didn’t want receiving any money off of them.

“Well done Filet Mignon.”

Could the customer’s rudeness come from the fact that they are Okinawan? Growing up in Hawai’i the Okinawans were always a bit separate. They would have their hairiest men contests and also they’re noticeably much darker skinned.

The only classic urban legend I can think of for Seattle is that our first public school was opened by prostitutes. It’s not true, it was started by a Mercer Girl. They were women who were recruited and boated in during the Civil War era to bring women to the city. Over time Mercer Girl became synonymous with mail…

The Nagoya Sumo Tournament is on day 4 today as well.

If by whatever means American Pie had to exist for A Mighty Wind to be made... I begrudgingly accept this reality.

Rule of Acquisition 17: A contract is a contract is a contract, but only between Ferengi.

The answer is fucking Oregon for sure.