It’s called an ‘Okina. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ʻOkina

For just the Bears or all teams?

I don’t understand this world all too well but I still feel I know Washington well enough.

Well, you know what they say right? Practice makes perfect.

The birthday thing is weird. I was also raised a JW and even though I turned away from religion a long time ago I’m still off put by birthdays I generally avoid them.

You list needs some more Mack.

Jim Tomsula plays for AS Roma?

Say what you want... Both of those look better than their standard jerseys. They just look awful next to each other.

Link?

When you watch them doubled pay close attention at 27 seconds in.

That or I had the day off and live in a state with legal weed when I typed it.

K

Congrats. You made me want to die.

And Meth. Lots of Meth.

He’s Blaster... at best.

I once ran out of TP and used a sheet of Brawny instead.

Now you’re just taunting me.

As my mother always tells me, “Stop being such a goober.”

You and the OP’s screen names are making me feel rather insecure about the lack of ascii art in mine.

I wish beard wearers would be more honest about their beard like I am.