I don’t understand, but I want to play this game.

This is not a lie. I helped serve Thanksgiving dinner to disaffected homeless war vets with these genitals last week.

No, it means you are a dirty heathen who is living in afront to God.

It would be a pain in the ass to offload that much gold flake. You need a buyer who would charge a massive premium because it’s both stolen and not in some sort of certified bouillon form.

I would be curious to be a fly on the wall while the two of them discuss public healthcare.

daaaamn. That’s how you bring levity to a horrible situation.

“Price is a veteran on Capitol Hill who has served six terms in Congress and is cozy with House Speaker Paul Ryan.”

Depends on the religion.

You spelled “Dickerson” “Dickson” in the first paragraph.

This just makes me mad about how shitty Infamous: Second Son’s version of Seattle was.

If San Jose didn’t already exist...

It’s called a joke.

Haha. I love how hard his father is fighting the tears.

Hah yeah sorta, have to be out by Dec 1. Filing an application with a prospective landlord later tonight. Have my fingers crossed this one works out because worst case scenario is moving back in with my mom.

It’s because we know no matter how much we like our job, it’s not enough to pay the rent. Thus, all jobs suck.

Haha I didn’t see you posted this and just did myself. Schaphism is mindbogglingly evil.

This is the one death I can think of that’s for sure worse https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism

La Marseillaise is hilarious. When I was younger, after every French goal my grandfather would jump up, grab the nearest object that could be used as a gun and march around bellowing it.

“Large Mormon chunk”? What High School in the Seattle area did you go to?

So many great changes and fixes. Nice to see them addressing these issues so quickly