This Hemholz effect may possibly be mitigated by the addition of a low pressure disturbance behind the window opening. I suggest a small dent in the passenger side rear bumper. 

Why is there a washing machine in the passenger seat instead of on the hood where it belongs?

“Hey Honey, I bet I can smuggle 200lbs of uncut cocaine into the USA”

Corvette wines only cost $12 but the owners swear they taste as good as the high-priced European wines.

I thought bumper stocks were banned.

African or European?

Damage like that to my car would’ve triggered me badly.

If this takes off (and for the love of all that is good, I hope it doesn’t), here are some things I plan to invent:

It’s time to identify the car in this Kia Sportage Ad.

On the multi-lane roads I drive on, if you slow down a little and leave more space, somebody in another lane will promptly swerve into the gap. It’s not even because they want to get ahead; they’ll do this even when their lane was moving faster than yours.

SUVs of course. The fact that they’re terrible gas-guzzling dangerous garbage, while it is the reason why I wouldn’t want to own one, is not my objection to somebody crazy enough to want a crappy car like that having one for himself.

Guy Fieri angel: And then drive the truck to Flavortown.

That’s not a typo, Alanis. They know what they have.

Just protecting people around.

Yep.

Exactly! The reason I live in NJ is because I missed my exit before the bridge 20 years ago and you know, what are you going to do, right?

It’s like catching up with a friend from college who now has 3 kids, no sleep and drinks Michelob Ultra once a month to “loosen up”. Subaru, what happened friend?

Giant truck or tiny wheels?