creakyc4
creakyc4
creakyc4

I feel like second place, now.

If your car doesn’t have at least 10% of your own blood inside it, it isn’t operating at peak efficiency.

Headifold in German is “Kopfbrecher.” I think that could work.

Where were you 6 years ago when I didn’t get my rental deposit back. I used a power washer and that still didn’t work. I POWER WASHED MY DRYWALL DAVID.

Opens article

Say you’re looking for a classic, cheap rear-wheel-drive sports car for cruising in the countryside over the

Looks like the steering wheel is on the wrong side.

I can’t keep quiet about this anymore.

That’s actually a kit car built on your old Accord.

Having your organs harvested is such a negative way to frame it. I, for one, am looking forward to the new David, now simplified and with added lightness.

There’s no such thing as a free Jeep

His ego forms the biggest force field -in the world.

Yeah but where would Pixar put the mouth?