Proposing a ballot measure that if Miami goes 0-16 no member of the 1972 Dolphins can ever drink another drop of champagne. 

The piano key necktie!  I invented it!

Was that his first night in Philadelphia?

If you are a Colts fan you might be sad to know that Kaepernick threw more touchdowns for that crap 49ers season than Brissett has thrown in his career. 

Well go ahead and do an article on the data you wish you had, so you can compare it to the article Jalopnik did on the data they do have, and then we’ll see whose article is better.

One better: There’s ALWAYS been a recent mass shooting in the US.

I know teams think that way, but they should not. If you are at a point where you are not competitive and are rebuilding, then gutting a divisional rival’s farm system is an excellent long term strategy. The guy you give up will probably be declining or with another team by the time you are ready to win and the guys…

How long do you think they kept a straight face when they told him he got traded to New York?

Why doesn’t he build the entire game out of that throw?

I saw the Dayton Triangles play when I was a youngster. I have to say that I found their offense rather obtuse.

So they were cursed because they didn’t play on some ancient burial grounds?

I also blame all of my professional failings on American Indian burial grounds. 

I was hoping for zambonis.

I came here to say that.  To pull a double switch with a DH you would have to drop the DH, then sub the pitcher as well as a fielder at the same time taking all three out at once.

+2.54

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

can we please stop pointing to goddamn polygraphs like they mean anything? might as well call in a phrenologist. 

I find it intensely disturbing to contemplate barnyard animals lobbying me spare them by murdering their compatriots.