This is what bothered me more than the wait times.  Literally before getting to the title screen you have to manually scroll through 42 pages of license agreement and 28 pages of privacy agreement.  Like....was that really THAT necessary?

I also HATE this line because it FLATLY isn’t true! The government absolutely tells people what they cannot do with their bodies (inject drugs, sell them for sex, sell organs to the highest bidder, etc.) and absolutely tells them what they must do with/for their children’s bodies - put food in them, clothes on them,…

If only there was some sort of giant mech robot that the players could get into that could have the ability to fall from space and be named as one of the names used frequently for Greek pagan deities that could be used to kill these dragons. Oh well.. it’s just my thoughts.

My understanding is that the CAD being worth only .75 USD right now is what's driving this. Canadian teams pay the players in USD but intake revenue in CAD so they're only making 3/4s of what would be expected. The 83m USD prediction was given at a time the exchange rate was about .82 USD. If the exchange was 1-to-1…

Right. If things were too high or too low, they can always adjust for the following year. 

But Goodell wants to expand the league to Europe. He has aspirations to be an intercontinental disgrace.

They should at least put quotes around No Hitter

Florida Republicans:

“You may go to jail for not shooting your gun(s.)“ pew!! pew!! pew!!

Florida actuaries:

“Your premiums may go through the roof if you shoot the wrong kid.”

Who would have possibly thought that arming a bunch of non-combatants with minimal training would rapidly become more complicated than “good guy shoots bad guy?”

not going to marlins games?

What else are we good for?

Congrats all around, guys.  A nice team effort last night.  

I’m holding out for the rarer Billy Ripken “Fuck face” signed Gacy painting. 

For a start, it means someone with such low scruples as to be okay with stealing an election is now holding the seat of power.

To be fair, Trump doesn’t want to promote the idea that breaking the rules and impeding the performance of a rival might result in disqualification from whatever competition he might find himself in.

Unoriginal, but apropos:

Your use of /sarcasm is appreciated.

If someone was going to ruin Endgame, I’d have guessed Andy Reid.

The question “can I speak to a manager” has become sentient. 

I know it isn’t a perfect fit but here is GLAAD Media Reference for journalists covering the trans community:
https://www.glaad.org/reference/covering-trans-community

About names in particular:

“Disclosing birth names. When a transgender person’s birth name is used in a story, the implication is almost always that this…