I would love to see Espy reduce this to a referendum on racism.

He’s a professional.  He’s not going to tip his hand until every last bit of this is lined up and ready to take them all down at once.

“LONG BUT IMPORTANT THREAT (sic) ON ELECTIONS IN #FLORIDA”

Which mascots do you think you could beat at their own sport? Even if a pro athlete is under the insanely hot vision-impaired costume, that gives an edge to you, right?

Anyone else a bit disturbed at how an official capital Statement uses twitter handle @ mentions instead of names/titles?

I’m cool with considering very important elections this early, but would like two sane checks and balances,

The more important coin flip stat should be correct calls by the team making the call. I want to know which team is the most psychic!

On the one hand... hold up a second, that was a pretty killer Giants team and they might have lost the Series anyways. (I’d have loved to have seen it play out, though.)

Seeing how often a DH gets put at 1B in an interleague game, you’re right.

JBJ covers enough ground for two outfielders, and JD does the job of two men at the plate.

Oh do tell us more! What’s the Story Morning Glory?

What are the odds the president pardons him?

You mean that thing with the chess board and the pieces from Connect 4?

1.e4 is like playing guitar; 1.d4 is like playing piano.

The 50/50 depends on which hand he tries to grab the football with.

Any site that has a million pounds to spend on this better not be asking me to turn off my ad blocker.

but without 100% completion, how will I know when to stop playing???

It’s probably time for the dildo-tossers to get a new gag

If Winston was kneeling during the anthem would he have more people defending his terrible performance?

The Dodgers have looked so bad this Series that I actually can’t figure out how they got here.