If whatever you’re taking advantage of is bad enough to get patched out for balance reasons, then I don’t have too much sympathy.

Time of game: 3:30.

To be fair, lots of teams sign veterans to mentor young players.

You do realize just how wrong the comment section of Deadspin can be on an average day, yes?

Osweiler sucks

Do they actually care about the defense half, either?

Of course the joke’s on them. That defense budget will end up paying to defend these underfunded housing projects!

I do think there’s different reactions to be expected for stupid things off the court vs on the court.

That is an amazing GIF.

The commissioner thinks they spend too much time napping and just delcaring your intention to nap should be sufficient.

Has no one noticed that pitchers work SLOWER with men on base? Checking the runner on second before every pitch will bring the opposite of speed.

The trouble is that you could spend forever in the top of the 11th when you’ve got 7 fielders trying to get three outs.

The more I think about it, the more I question the blame on the offense.

any evidence that I’m not retarded would be overshadowed by the mere fact that I have a Deadspin account still in the greys.

Are you saying this year’s Patriots team cheated in some way? Please support your argument.

It should NOT have become that, definitely, but you’re right that it did.

I don’t get this hatred.

I don’t think he’d do this to other teams. Look at how little he does with something like on field fighting. (see last year’s playoffs.) When was the last time he fined an owner?

Deflategate itself only happened because Goodell made it happen. so I think it’s simple to know who to blame.