Imagine telling on yourself this hard by thinking a woman with a wet pussy has a medical condition.

They don’t have any marketing execs anymore, they’re all marketing XS

Took me three tries to understand that headline. Microsoft needs to fire some marketing execs. 

it felt like i was having a stroke while writing this story

Jesus christ somebody please fire the people in charge of naming their consoles.

P.S. I asked if the character is wearing a Game Boy.

Happy Birthday!

And now we know what the morning shall look like on the social medias, today:

Nice.

tbf this is very on brand for republicans. They only care about fiscal responsibility & national debt when a democrat is in the white house.

Glad to see royal families and political dynasties fall.

of course

The same company that posted record results last year and then said “it could have been more record resulty” and laid off 10% of their workforce? That company?

I’ve only ever written one book, and it had a mistake in it, and I was mortified. Couldn’t sleep for days, because there was no way to change it, and it was THERE on the paper FOREVER.

Great piece, Brian.

I have not heard the English language voice track, but the Japanese language one is good. The voice actors do a good job. Yuna and Kenji, in particular, are quite enjoyable in Japanese.

It takes effort and a ton of resources to disarm a nuke; and while expensive, not as much effort to build one. The self-gains for having them are pretty good too, so it takes a lot of legit sacrifice, selflessness and teamwork to disarm all the nukes.

I’m with you on this. It’s really cool to see this actually achieved on any platform. 

I don't know why this feels like the best piece of news today but I'm living for it. Good on them PS3 MGS players. 

There should never, ever be more than one LEO giving directions. They pull this shit and then every single officer gets louder and louder because their particular instruction wasn’t obeyed when the person obeyed one of the others. Obeying the most out of control LEO causes the other LEOs to start sounding out of…