Imagine telling on yourself this hard by thinking a woman with a wet pussy has a medical condition.

They don’t have any marketing execs anymore, they’re all marketing XS

Took me three tries to understand that headline. Microsoft needs to fire some marketing execs. 

it felt like i was having a stroke while writing this story

Jesus christ somebody please fire the people in charge of naming their consoles.

P.S. I asked if the character is wearing a Game Boy.

Happy Birthday!

And now we know what the morning shall look like on the social medias, today:

Nice.

tbf this is very on brand for republicans. They only care about fiscal responsibility & national debt when a democrat is in the white house.

Hell, I’ll take the 45 minute hit.

I like it. I don’t wanna ever go back. I now know conclusively I can do more actual work in a day from home than I ever could going to work. Plus, I ditched all that bullshit “it’s not work but if it wasn’t for work I wouldn’t be doing it” time suck, like commuting, putting on ‘work’ attire, eating out, etc., so for…

Glad to see royal families and political dynasties fall.

of course

The same company that posted record results last year and then said “it could have been more record resulty” and laid off 10% of their workforce? That company?

I’ve only ever written one book, and it had a mistake in it, and I was mortified. Couldn’t sleep for days, because there was no way to change it, and it was THERE on the paper FOREVER.

Great piece, Brian.

At this point, he needs to just start a cult where he sets dates for a book release and somehow dodges them every year to just string along his followers. I statered reading Warhammer 40k’s Horus Heresy novel series eight years ago to fill the gap of GoT books.... lets just say I got caught up with book FIFTY EIGHT in…

I have not heard the English language voice track, but the Japanese language one is good. The voice actors do a good job. Yuna and Kenji, in particular, are quite enjoyable in Japanese.

There should never, ever be more than one LEO giving directions. They pull this shit and then every single officer gets louder and louder because their particular instruction wasn’t obeyed when the person obeyed one of the others. Obeying the most out of control LEO causes the other LEOs to start sounding out of…