i saw the ad on tv, jaw dropped open, turned to my wife who had this look of shock on her face, “what the fuck was that?”

I was really hoping they would go “Nothing really matters anyway! Drink Diet Coke!”

I’m going to use this place to talk about the new diet coke ad.

I want her to divorce him while in office; cable news would go insane.

the jimmy’s sure are rustled round here.

You know, now that you mention it, I’d have to agree that the Splatoon stats being the same for both games has to be the most impressive stat out of all the ones I listed.

There’s a favorite weapon, but not a best weapon.

The best part of MH is that each weapon has a depth and tactics that require mastery. A lesser game would have added 2 or 3 of them and called it a day, or made minor knockoffs. MH has 14 of them, none of them share movesets, and each one has dozens of versions with different stats.

Be... sure.... to... drink... your... Ovaltine!

You aren’t wrong.

Eh. I find CNN to be generally more trustworthy than FOX (which isn’t saying anything at all) and MSNBC (which isn’t saying much), as both of those networks have such phenomenal amounts of partisan spin applied to every story they cover.

CNN trends Liberal, certainly, but it’s so bumbling about it that half the time it…

Counterpoint: My parents never asked me about my day. I promise you, that is far far worse.

Also work a job that you can eat something for free at and only live off that for a month.

and here I am just eating avocado toast like a king.

I’ll be a hell of a lot better once I know what’s up with these boots

Love it or hate it, you can honestly say that this wasn’t anywhere on anyone’s “Nintendo Announcement” bingo board.

This is quite possibly the most Nintendo thing Nintendo has ever done.