My grandfather was a marine during WW2, and till the day he died he had nothing but praise for the M1 Garand, and he would talk about how it saved his life thanks to how reliable it was.

However, he said the ping was a huge downside. The enemy figured out the sound meant you had used your last bullet, so it could be a…

Yeah, fuck me for providing helpful context for people who may be curious about reviews like this but have never played a Panzer General-style game.

I try to be careful about my words. One of my greatest enemies when I’m being sincere in writing is hyperbole.

Because, as everyone else has said, tournament fighters don’t use the pad, they use sticks, and prefer the 360 as a platform.

Seeing as though the terrain they had in the movie either doesn’t exist on this planet, or would be nigh on impossible to film in :

“how about, instead of filming in a real spot and adding fake cars, we shoot real cars and add a fake background?”

uhhhh...retail release

Sure, laugh now. We’ll see who’s grinning when Warner’s Nigerian prince wire transfer drops.

it would probably be alot like this.........

I want to play Assassin’s Creed: Girl’s Night Out. that sound like a real winner.

Maybe it’s just me but I’ve always found ActionTrip to be kind of weak in the punchlines. Even with scenarios that don’t revolve around two gamers sitting on a couch complaining about plot holes or something.

Should’ve been in Smash.

I generally dont care about sports, but televised plagiarism events? I would be all over that.

“...breaking his nose and knocking himself out cold.”

Diddy see that one coming...

The worst/funniest rage quit I ever witnessed came from a guy I knew in high school who I’ll call Shane. I didn’t play many games back then, especially FPS games, but Shane loved them. Halo was one of his favorites, and after months of pestering me to try it I finally gave in. Big fucking mistake.

I am so excited for her to come out. The game needs some new, viable warriors.

Luther: The Translator of Rage is coming in a separate patch.

Wow, I deserved to be slapped in the face for that one. Thanks for the catch! Should be fixed now.