Man, no joke here: I want Link’s rock-climbing outfit irl so dang bad.  I’d wear it to the gym all the time.

I’M USING TILT CONTROLS!

Lol, this is ridiculous and amazing at the same time.

Chunky anime tech = best anime tech

What, exactly, is Acquisitions Inc?  I saw the book at a book store and noticed it was PA’s art style, but, like, was it a podcast?  Where did it come from?

Unsurprising. Blizzard has been Disney-fying all of their IPs since the Activision merger. The day they gave taurens big, cartoony eyeballs was the day they sounded the death-knell for providing anything more mature than PG-13 blockbuster edginess. They’ve dumbed themselves down and safed-up so much to appeal to mass…

Just download the fucking client.

This is such a wonderful way to use a game!

Just download the damn client.  Christ.

Lol, so the tech bros in charge of Riot lucked out with another hot-ticket game type falling in their lap. Innovative, they are not.

Man, for as much as we all want to laugh at Google, the power of their streaming service on the Switch would be bonkers.

The biggest factor is “How good is the writing going to be?” Idc how long a game is, if the writing is bad, it’s a bad game.

Man, that list of kids who keep doing it the youngest just kinda reeks of white, upper-middle class parents being way too obsessed with competitive parenting.

It’s called the “Complete Edition” and will arrive this year.

Gross and amazing at the same time!  Wooooo!!

Now I want Godzilla vs. Cthulhu. Just, like, a devolving Lovecraftian tale where Cthulhu is waking and winning and the world is on the brink of absolute annihilation, then Godzilla wakes up and says, “Uh uh, this is my planet.”

I hope this is real and that it has multiplayer! Being able to play Divinity with my brothers has been the best.

But is my girl, Ms. Kawakami, in this?  Please tell me she shows up in one of the movies.

Excuse me, but don’t you talk bad about my boy Bronn.  He DID WORK.  He got his money, and nobody stopped him.  Absolute legend.

Toad’s head isn’t a hat!!!