Noooooo! Ashkandi, why do you bring such heartbreaking news! The game was originally set to release on my birthday, but now my plans of sitting in a dark room by myself all day have been thrown out the window!

I've lost a bit of respect for Bungie because of Destiny. Too many promises, too much dinklebot, not enough [dialogue/characterization depth/emotional attachment/worldbuilding in the game itself/variety/respect for Xbox players]. I could go on, but I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain.

I spent so many hours trying to unlock them. So many hours. I attribute my current skill in SSB to those days upon days of taking on super-tough wire frames.

After Blizzard first released Diablo back in 1996, fans of the action-RPG began to speculate about the existence of a secret level that contained sentient cows of some sort. The developers enjoyed this mythical bovine level so much that they created one for Diablo II when that game launched four years later. It was…

The auction house can burn in hell. That thing was an abomination, ruining character advancement and, in turn, gameplay.

These are so cool! Really good quality for the small price tag. And I can't wait for the Toon Link amiibo! That little pimp is gonna get snatched up asap!

Also, if I may be so bold as to start an amiibo wishlist: Geno. Freaking Geno.

Seriously, though. I'm so glad Blizzard is taking a step out of their "norm" to do something different, both in terms of gameplay and art style. This game looks so fun!

I thought they announced this as the canceled Project Titan? Or, at least, the description of Titan sounded a LOT like this. Maybe they just cut out the everyday work life part?

This looks so cool!

Trigun was the first to really get me into anime, but FLCL is, by far, my fav of all time. Also, if you prefer an anime that hinges on intelligent tension and suspense over action and boobs, check out Deathnote.

Yay!

Woooo!! MC's #1 frenemy is making a comeback! The Arbiter is boss, baby!

Sweet find! Thanks, Grayson! I always dig finding new tunes.

It's Kotaku East, baybeh! They let us know all the wild and zany things the Japanese kids are into these days.

Also, my brotha, I would highly suggest reading this article in public, especially near cute girls. Cute girls love hamsters. Hamster bartender is the best wingman of all time.

That bartender looks like an upstanding gentleman to whom I would get drunk and sobbingly tell all of my problems. I imagine his response would be, "You'll be ok, kid, ya got yer whole life ahead of ya."

This, this, oh dear lord, the cougar man

Why can't the Gamergaters, the Destiny angries, and all of the other vocal angry internet populous start trolling these big internet companies? Just, go, you know? Vent all of your rage on them. Every drop.

I thought about that, too, but my guess is that, since the main character doesn't drive, you'll tell your driver bro where to go, and it'll be an "automatic transportation between checkpoints" kind of thing. The chocobos will probably be the free-roaming travel option.

I could be wrong, though, and tearing through the…

"LYDIA! Cut that out! It's weird!" - Translation of dragon shout

I'm not hip to the newest Pokemans. What is the significance of the heart scale and light ball items? As in, how does it negatively affect the pokemans by farming them?