The Hyperbole Jalopnik Just Employed Went Over Your Godless Head: Report.

I guarantee 90% of the people saying that will tune into the first episode at least.

Doug, I don’t know who’s driving your 2007 V8 Vantage and getting to 60 in 4.5, because almost all reviews show that car in 4.8 to 5.0.

Either way, I'm betting the model 3 will replace the Subaru Crosstrek as the Seattle vehicle of choice.

It is a bit taller sedan with a unique front that looks more like a Model X than a Model S.

I think you nailed it. This guy doesn't want to sell this car. He's just putting in an "effort."

Oooooh... I think somebody is gonna set an all time CP record with this one. And as for the car, this seller is smoking some really powerful shit to ask that much for this car. Basically he just about wants his money back for what he bought it for in 1986.

The ad is to satisfy the wife - “Sorry, hon, couldn’t find a buyer. Guess we’ll have to keep that stupid machine that I spent all my loving time, money, and thought to restore. You’ll just have to do your CrossFit in the driveway.”

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You’re asking 20 grand for this car and you can’t even bother putting in a little effort for the pictures? Even my first truck which I sold for ~$2500 I took it out to an empty parking lot and took as many pictures as I could detailing everything of possible interest.

Just an FYI to the owner, replacing the top, interior, wheels and slapping some paint on a car doesn’t really qualify this as a “restoration”.

out of all car owners to rear end, you chose 2 russian dudes in black sitting in a $200k+ car who quietly get out of their cars. your life is over bro.

Tavarish is going to be disappointed. This didn’t do nearly enough damage structurally to make them a good buy for the price of a Camry.

I feel like the Gawker sensationalism of head lines is creeping into other less crazy blogs under her umbrella.

Although if any of those chains fail they will literally whoop your ass.

The video states clutch failure, but I suspect more. Probably major engine damage; piston or rod.

I use any excuse to post this.

He added 22qts of oil instead of 7. He thought there wasn’t enough oil in the engine because he couldn’t see the oil. Filled ‘er right up to the filler cap. Then, he ran the engine and when it started shaking and smoking, he thought the engine was getting starved of oil!

Not one that is too bad but kinda funny: