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This won’t be a clever response, but:

I hate that you have to say it but appreciate that you do.

Wasn’t the best thing about X-Men 3 is that it was largely in focus?

They also have falcons, apparently, which is what always weirded me out..

Important business tip: Never try to run your major corporation like it’s an Andy Kaufman performance piece.

Looking for implied Judeo-Christian manifestations in entertainment, no matter how absurdly placed, has long been a hobby. My favourite is The Grinch Who Stole Christmas: if there’s a Who-Christmas, there had to have been a Who-Jesus. And Who-Romans. And a Who-Crucifixion. And probably Who-Pagans whose feasting and…

My toddlers are really into dinosaurs, so they watch a lot of the Land Before Time movies.

Hey! That’s the name of the show!

They still need a primer-gray Camaro or Firebird on blocks and at least two Rottweilers or Pitbulls on chains.

I’m betting that Michael Douglas wanted to be in that video, because it’s awesome:

Man, I know he didn’t intentionally end up in this position, but Jimmy Kimmel as the voice of the common man is something to behold.

I hate all of these Kinja people. I want our fun little club back that doesn’t get all bent out of shape when you dare suggest that maybe Trump isn’t that good at his job.

If there’s one thing I needed in 9th grade, it was to have boners more often.

Aphrodisiacs are necessary for all that fucking that happens in the 9th grade.

The same twitter that thought it was a good idea to fire Tomi Lahren when she let one liberal idea slip?

Ctrl + F - Jawbreaker

No, they got the most important part.

Sorry. Couldn’t make out any of the bullshit you typed.

When the Executive Branch of our government is openly calling for someone to be fired because of her speech, the First Amendment argument is definitely valid.

Hip hop. Me not proud of this, but Monster Island not terribly diverse, so as young monster me not exposed to much beyond what was on radio, so me only really hear MC Hammer end of spectrum and not have any idea KRS-One exist. It not until me did college radio that me went back and caught up on PE/De La/Tribe, but…