“ I feel like lengthy prison sentences are better suited to dangerous offenders”

AV Club Alum is a strange euphemism for “guy we fired because we weren’t prepared to pay $350 a month for a decently written, well liked column”

Hey we’re wikipedia famous for our complaints!

Nate I don’t know what you did but there now appear to be two, slightly different versions of you and oh no here comes the other Nate and he looks like he wants to kill y

You mean this? I don’t see why we couldn’t talk about it!

NBC can rot in hell. That’s the primary reason I had to pivot to the directional model. I put the new antenna where the old direct tv stand was. The line already threaded in the rear of the house where central direct tv cables routed. I was able to more or less plug into the existing line that shot to my living room.…

NBC can rot in hell. That’s the primary reason I had to pivot to the directional model. I put the new antenna where…

Upvoted! But don’t tell my very special lady-friend!

Maybe too obvious, but I’m going to go with Jim Carroll’s “People Who Died”.

lowest percentage of the popular vote of any Democratic candidate since Michael Dukakis

“I’ve always hated snakes, and I always will. I could never forgive them for the death of my boy.”

Is Leonard Pierce in the writer’s room now?

Scuzzlebutt’s leg was Patrick Duffy from Step by Step. Brian Boitano was the subject of their wonderful song “What Would Brian Boitano Do?” (I’m sure he’d kick an arse or two, that’s what Brian Boitano would do!)

Where do you live that this South Park joke from a recent season got repeated as much as people repeated Austin Powers lines? On the Internet?

He said he’ll donate a “million dollars”. Understand that as far as he’s concerned it’s already done, he “donated a million dollars”. It’s how he is and how he’s always been. He just says things and then proceeds as if the thing happened, even if there’s boundless evidence that it did not. Call him out on it and he’ll…

I like the book fine, and the 1963 movie was great as I recall. The updated one? they changed the plane crash victims from students from a boys’ school to a boys’ champion soccer team. Pretty much shorthanded the descent into savagery.

“Piggy’s got the conch!”

Off topic because I know how much kinja loves it when we go off topic. And because no one sees it in RD because there is no newest sort.