Bruce Springseen’s “The River.”

Won’t matter. Irony died in a murder suicide with Satire, after Facts were killed on March 13, 2016.

W Bush is fucking Marvin.

I hate this shit.

I’m still unemployed, so my only option is to buy health care.

As a new-ish father, I refer to myself in the third person when speaking to my son. It’s started affecting daily life though, when I’ll say something smart in a meeting and stop myself from saying “Daddy knows what he’s talking about.”

I really want to watch this, however we’ve reached the point in tv/film when we’ve moved past “the 60's were the best cultural time to have ever happened” to “weren’t the 70's gritty?”

Thanks to ABC, we’ll finally get to see if a bland white guy can find love.

Kevin Smith had progressive ideas at one point. No one making movies was touching on themes and pushing the envelope like he was.

Oh Hell, what’s with the networks’ race to the bottom to normalize white supremacy? Is their long-term strategy to ride the wave into irrelevance, or are the betting that future audiences will be only white people?

Kevin Smith hit me at some really specific times in my life. When I was sorting out my own feelings as a relationship was ending badly, Chasing Amy helped me through that time.

And now you’re just fighting for the last word instead of leaving the thread alone. You’ve lost an argument on the internet four times today.

Now you’re getting emotional. You lost an argument on the internet again.

That’s neither a denial or refutation of my comments. You’re trying to change the subject, which means you lose an argument on the internet.

Can’t they just kill him onscreen like they did with Captain Kirk’s wiener kid?

I have a feeling you’re not.

She’s a White House adviser who is bringing her father to the middle of all these issues.

It’s okay. There’s still a way to save DACA which they’ll use a bargaining chip for funding for the border wall...

BUTTERY MALES!

I hate this shit.