It’s actually the fault of Baby-boomers refusing to give up their power. This election was a generational step backwards from Generation X, back to the Baby-boomers. And they’re so old now and desperate to hold onto their power, that they elected the actual avatar of their Me-Generation. When it was all said and done,…

I’m old enough to remember when MTV and VH1 were novelties. There was also a local video countdown show, or it was syndicated, that only played partial videos.

That video scared a Little the Great. I cried when they turned her into a cake and then the last shot Alice screaming as she’s going down Tom Petty’s gullet.

Maybe they’re fans of The Wire and keep mistaking him for Tommy Carcetti.

My biggest concern with the “Approval Rating” metric right now is I know plenty of Trump voters that don’t approve of the job he is doing, but would never vote for a Democrat, much less Clinton.

With his base, yes. His base didn’t win him the election. It was the undecideds that broke 70/30 in favor of Trump, and all the Republicans who “came home” after the Comey Letter.

I hate this shit.

I hate this shit.

There’s also that time Pence suggested federal aid for Katrina needed to be offset by spending cuts elsewhere.

Mark Burnett, the producer of The Apprentice could have stopped this entire presidency from ever happening.

It feels like this was written with me in mind.

I thought (hoped) he had a crush on me.

Oh, I get it. He’s going to tell Sam everything, and Sam is going to write down the entire Song of Ice and Fire.

I hate this shit.

That’s never been her M.O. Griffin has always been more the “Did I just say that, is that bad?” attempt at shock humor. To ascribe this picture as anything more than an attempt at her brand of shock humor is to give her entire career way more weight than it deserves.

All I’m saying is I find it funny that a game rated E is obsessed over by adults, while the online communities of games that are rated M are inundated by kids too young to play them.

I’m fascinated by the dichotomy of the amount of hours grown men will pour into proving they are the very best at a children’s game, all while games like Halo and Grand Theft Auto are filled with foul-mouthed 12-year-olds.

As one of my old co-workers who streamed Fox News at his desk once told me about one of Fox News’ cadre of replaceable blonde newsreaders on his second monitor: “Just look at her. I don’t care what she’s saying.”

I have yet to win the lottery that says I’m a big enough Springsteen fan to be allowed to purchase tickets to see Bruce Springsteen on Broadway.

Finally, things are looking up for pretty blonde girls.