“[W]aking up vagrants for laughs and putting the videos on the internet” is an incredibly succinct and apt description of Phil Jackson’s approach to the 2016-2017 Knicks’ season.

Coincidentally, A-Rod became a jerk-off in a cup.

If only there had been a good bag with a gun to stop this senseless tragedy.

What’s worse, the duffel bag had a history of carrying weapons.

“Was I totally misinformed about this” yes.

On the plus side, this will mark the first time a shitshow features actual shit.

Once there was a player who stood and peed next to the pitch.

Pictured are the Cleveland players expected to take more snaps under center than RG3

we’ll update if they respond.

“You’re making the biggest mistake of my career.”- Pat Riley

“Act like you’ve been there before”

Oh, but when I pour a drink all over a server I get fired from my job. Fucking IT department is no fun.

You don’t even understand that burrito bowls are better how am I supposed to trust your sports takes now

First they steal an MLS Cup, then our NBA announcer, and now our biggest university? What a year.

The fact the van is called a BI - Turbo has no consequence. We’re all totally heterosexual in this van.

“That was the worst fight I’ve ever seen. Absolutely brutal.” - Dwight Howard

I’m not great at spelling, but Benghazi has a “Z” in it.

How does someone whose job it is to be on camera not understand how a camera works?

He paid for a keyboard which he then removed from a rack and used it to get across town?

As a cyclist I say fuck that guy, the cops totally did their job.