Why the fuck is he driving? Get a driver or an Uber, dude!

Not that I care about baseball, but if I hacked MLB’s Twitter I’d probably report Derek Jeter (or Mariano Rivera) both admitted longtime PED use, and have subsequently renounced their HOF status. Just to BREAK BRAINS.

When I was 11 I was at a week long hockey camp at the University of Maine. My best friend and I realized a couple days in that - cut off from TV (this was 1994) and playing hockey 10 hours a day - no one had any idea of what was going on in the world.

For baseball, I would only tweet the losses by the Cardinals, nothing more.

“Our thoughts and prayers are with the entire Curry family and Golden State organization on this tragic day”

1. Delete all tweets.

Don't worry. Goodell has already suspended the account.

That’s not Kimbo Slice, dumbass.

whoosh

Because playing on the Lions is, metaphorically speaking, the same thing.

Typical hotshot corner who thinks he doesn’t need a safety.

Can’t wait to not be able to take public transit and brave the busiest interchange in the south and not find parking to overpay to see one of the most dismal teams in MLB history while sitting next to a bunch of old money assholes with funny sounding voices. But at least I won’t have to see black people out the window…

“He must complete a series of tasks with increasing levels of physical exertion, and he must be determined to be symptom free after each task.”

Dear Representative Daniel,

Man, you guys seem really eager to toss Dellavedova under the bus today, and all because he had the temerity to give some Amish kids a few cans of Yuengling.

That guy is more punchable than Dellavadova.

this blog post is so insufferable i hope delly goes off in game 2 and scores, like, 8

Since it’s PA, I’m surprised he didn’t get another year on his sentence for not buying the beer on the second Tuesday of the month between 12:30-4:15pm from a licensed beer distributor in a 24 or 96 pack.

Now that’s a guy who deserves a concealed carry license.