This leads us to one question....is Joe Flacco an elite backup quarterback?

Why would anyone in Phoenix take a fucking diuretic?? Jesus Christ, just walk outside

He will need that prize money if he only eats Whole Foods.

very cool we live with millions of fucking lunatics who think shit like this 

If his grouping is like his strike zone, we have nothing to worry about. Dude’s a storm trooper.

“Timing is everything.” —Rex Ryan

This is more embarrassing than my unintentional smear campaign against Sports Illustrated when Kathy Ireland was on the cover.

“You sayin’ there’s a room available?”  - J. Tomsula

And then the Astros walked off the Yankees very own wife beater. 

Exactly who I pictured, and then verified with a google search:

“Taubman, a former fantasy baseball expert and investment banker...”

Very nice of them to go shirts and skins to tell them apart in that video apparently taken with a toaster. My kingdom for a pixel.

Dion Waiters is Jimmy Butler minus the whole being good at basketball thing.

My best guess is that we will stop hearing my take shortly before we stop hearing your response.

Ever since the MOVE bombing, I’ve refused to buy a house in Philadelphia.

Still suffering major knee damage? Colin Kaepernick. 

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

In 15 years, the NFL will say this is how he got CTE.