Imagine the recoil if that was a blackboard.

KerrPow!!

“According to the Lehigh Valley Express-Times, the issue was whether *Snuka’s dementia* was so severe that *he couldn’t understand* what was going on with the legal proceedings. His defense lawyers argued *he did*; the prosecutors said it was all a show.”

Why would I ever go down to the train tracks when you never invite me over?

You have to remember to do your go-to moves counter-clockwise down under.

Look, it happens. You have a fair bit of success and it makes you get a big head.

He cycled all the time in his playing days

I’d make a joke about Greeks and their money problems, but that seems like low hanging yogurt.

Dude took his shot.

I have more than 40 million fans on social media

MLS will never be world class until its players are blackmailing each other.

If I had to guess who now holds all of the Redskins medical records, it would be RG3.

“I did not have sexual relations with that girl”
“I should spend tens of millions of dollars investigating this and try to get this man impeached!”
-Ken Starr 1997

“Did I rape her? I mean...”
“Good enough for me!”
-Ken Starr 2016

Couldn’t have happened to a more repugnant piece of shit.

why do they need to do jail time? If it was consensual and all the boys are under 18. Or do you think all sex by people under 18 is rape?

He’s 16, she’s 15, and by all accounts it was consensual.

Shit, this breaks my heart.

“Injury report: We can’t say who, but a member of the Bills’ coaching staff just put his foot in his mouth. ”

Did this ass just throw his dead relatives out for sympathy? “Oh gee! I’m so sorry I beat that woman, but DEAD RELATIVES!!”

Thanks for clearing that up, but who’s Tyson Chandler?