Dehydration has been the go-to excuse for fucked up on drugs or alcohol for like what? 20 years now?

I can safely say no one guessed that it was Mr. Green in the lobby area with his fist.

Ha, ha, Rex Ryan made a funny about someome who assaulted his co-worker.

We all want Geno to take a shot at Rex or I.K., but he’s just proving to be the bigger mandible.

Cleveland never passes it. QB stinks.

That's not the only mistake. The calendar also has a picture of the Nationals playing baseball in October.

I’m a Packers fan and I can’t believe these fuck-wits are claiming this interaction with Cam Newton ruined their day.

“Cortana, how did I do on that last play?”

This never happened when Brett Favre was quarterback! No tablets were available because he’d ingested them all.

This is an important story to report, because Hardy’s brother was in the driver’s seat. Talking to the media is not important, especially when there are unsolved crimes for the Hardy boys to investigate.

I’m trying to figure out how a coach who was known to put paid hits on opposing players could even be allowed back in the league.

As a neutral observer, let me say fuck anyone that spells Greg with a third g.

You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground

Perhaps the NFL will consider a Talib-ban

“LSU ‘appalled’ at University of Alabama geography knowledge”

thanks dad

“Oh snap”

I just hope after all that time and effort Meatloaf at least got Theismann’s autograph.

Chalmers: Hi yes, operator, this is Mario Chalmers and I have an issue here in the 305.

Damn it. The Washington Milfsdoporn was my suggestion for the new team name.