And you know things are bad when Raymond Felton is tearing you up

“BUZZER BEATER

Coach Carroll suspects it was a pre-existing condition. “Looking at the video, there’s no way just the impact alone could’ve caused this injury.”

The Coach refused to have “racially-motivated” sex with Kelly’s daughter?

Interesting. I mean, I usually associate mini-rants with Bob Costas.

It was the right decision to let him start the 9th.

Wilson gave him some of his water so he’ll be fine.

As a Pats fan who knows his team has engaged in shady stuff...part of me loves that teams are always so paranoid about them. If you’re entering the game thinking the Pats already know what you’re doing, you’ve already lost.

Oh please, get a Kluwe.

Wow, totally forgot about No More.

If Brett Ratner still lived in Miami, he’d be Dan Le Batard.

Our world just doesn’t work that way anymore.

The real tragedy here is that Bartolo Colon failed to get out of the stadium in time to make it to Old Country Buffet before they closed for the night.

There’s no telling what Irsay will do when he sobers up and sees he’s in charge.

Jurruh would sign an ISIS rebel and give him a captain patch if he could play shutdown corner.

You’re so right, it was insane to sign Matt Cassel.

This guy is a disgrace, and should be cut so the Bills can pick him up.

It’s not a joke. Our Twitter replies are full of gun nuts demanding to know when Obama will force background checks on cars.

As an Oklahoman, I can assure you all that my fellow residents are working tirelessly at this very moment to tie this into a defense of gun owners’ rights.

Apparently he’s Barry Bonds all of a sudden?