Drake is dope, this video/his moves are dope, and your site has increased its dope-itude just by putting this up.

Because he's old. He's very old.

A quick drive that goes nowhere and ends in disaster? That sounds like the Seahawks offense to me.

It’s probably just Tom Wolfe being a weird asshole.

No respect from Eagle fans, don’t they know the red jersey means no contact?

I bet that “2015 SNF Runner-up” banner looks great.

Public water restrictions are the new market inefficiency, Beane is just ahead of his peers in exploiting them.

To be fair, the life of a fullback really is all about the run after contact.

(I thought it was the Seahawk Way *not* to run in tense situations???)

This is really unfair to Coleman, especially since he hasn’t heard the victim’s side of the story.

Do not throw a beer can

Rivers also uses a silent count on his children because he gets tired of saying all the numbers

Goodell: Two games!

On the Pittsburgh sideline, an aware Ben Roethlisberger was excitedly shouting “18! 18! 18!”. Mike Tomlin told him to stop, and ignored Roethlisberger’s pleas that he had not been looking at the cute girl in front row’s drivers license.

Imagine if this happened at Foxboro. What shitstorm would we be waking up to this AM?

He didn’t say “it’s time to go to the seedy bar bathrooms”

If that were the case, Tomlin would have said, “It’s time to go to the stall tactic.”

The Met fan suffered serious injuries after a Dodgers fan slid into him in an attempt to break up the fight.

I thought he meant that it was time to put Ben in ...

I feel like Drake would be very interested in the title of this article.