Public defenders usually have 90-120 clients at any given time. They give a shit, or they wouldn’t be working there. But it’s literally impossible for them to devote this kind of attention to each client. If that pisses you off, you should contact your representatives to allocate more funds and hire more public…

The fucked up thing about Gilbert Arenas is his total nonchalant demeanor actually puts me in a state of nonchalance when reading about him.

It drives me nuts but FIOS has a fix. They have a program in their menu that automatically tunes the channel to the HD version. So if your wife pushes “5” it’ll auto-tune to 505. Ain’t gonna let my wife continue to watch property brothers in SD.

I think the single worst quality a female person can display is refusing to appreciate the difference between high def and regular def on my new TV.

There was that joke in Office Space where Peter states that, largely because of how much he loathes his job that, ‘every day is the worst day of my life’.

the fire is reportedly “suspicious in nature.”

“Paul! What happened to your house??!”

I bet CC Sabathia was even more upset he missed the game when he heard that the stadium was full of boos.

Enjoy your practice squad cars and your practice squad beds and your practice squad apartments. After I’m done doing throws here I’m going to step inside the mouth of a whale and the whale will take me to my luxury condo out near the edge of the continental shelf where mermaids will be my bed. Do you get it? I am…

Looks like his belt wasn’t the only one on the mound struggling with a bad hangover.

“We’ve been calling for them to send him to Double-A all year”

He thinks he’s setting a good example and being a good role model but the greatest Yankee of them all was Mickey Mantle, and The Mick never would have gone to rehab.

I’m glad to see that CC is getting himself straightened out. Something about him has always seemed a bit crooked.

“Lol”

the referees are part of the field

There’s so much going on here, but I really can’t stop laughing at how perfectly the Buffalo Wild Wings signage is framed throughout. Camera pans around it like it’s a level in Street Fighter.

Oh well, probably everyone here is a bunch of fucking Cubs and Cardinals fans

As a New England resident, that clip was the “Cliff’s Notes” version of 8 1/2 months of Boston Sports Radio.

I sincerely apologize to those in and around the game of hockey, who have been affected by my situation,

I’m assuming at the end he tearfully points at Pacman Jones and yells, “I learned it from watching you!”