Do you put on pads and smash other grown adults into the ground? No? Weird how your job may not apply to professional football players.

Ended up at this game by accident a few years ago. Dog shit EVERYWHERE.

They shadily funnel charity funds back into the team the RIGHT WAY.

Is the fact that they’re a bully, or is it the badge and the gun that comes with their job?

Yeah, then acted like you’d won the Superbowl.

How do you “imply” that someone is an ostrich-looking bitch? Either you say it or you don’t. That’s a hard accusation to insert nuance into.

The kid was too focused on hitting his helmet a la Q Rich and D Miles than hitting home plate.

The story about that guy’s kid becoming a Pats fan might be one of the best pieces of writing on this site.

WHOSE DICK DO I HAVE TO SUCK TO GET OUT OF THE GREYS HERE.

Best bathrooms in baseball.

I suppose Jones considers himself more than a football player, but a student-athlete? He’s got to draw the line somewhere.

Or, you know, the “league source” is putting this out there so Goodell has an out when it’s overturned.

Tough to blend into the crowd when there really isn’t one.

PR guy: “Hey Lionel, want to meet the president of a country?”

I thought her name was Cheryl.

Unlike Tim, the hips that have taken down Verlander seem to keep growing.

Best hackers in baseball.

Easy to talk shit with a wall of security between you and Lebron. Highly doubt she would have done that in any other venue.

Fucking white people man.

So basically he’s just like Mickey Mantle?