Don't know what's more grating: how awful these rowers are or the moms screaming.

*afowl

Rashad is laughing, but Jordan is such a dick for no reason.

You could always ask for your money back.

I hate it when Deadspin puts a gun to my head, makes me read stories I don't want to and THEN makes me comment on them. Gets me EVERY TIME.

Where do you get a Southern accent being from New England?

Dropping Elway's name worked for his son. Why not Boyett?

I'm starting to think that Erin Andrews isn't very talented and only got to where she is because of her looks.

I am stupid because I think a company headed by an incompetent might also have hired incompetents under him? Makes sense.

You are making huge assumptions that there is no evidence to back up. Don't you think it's possible that the investigators fucked up? Or do you only think they tried to do everything in their power to get these tapes and the NFL monolith imposed its almighty budgetary powers to stymie their valiant efforts?

But they're not billing the NFL. They are salaried employees, so if they work 10 hours or 100 hours on a project, the cost to the NFL is the same.

Who said these were contracted investigators separate from the league's full-time security apparatus?

After being told several times to leave the club, also known as Off the Hookah, at 111 SW 2nd Ave., Shelby refused, began blocking the exit and said, "What are you going to do," the report said.

Good to see Gavin Newsom take time out of his day from fucking his best friend's wife to weigh in on the situation.

Last month, Alexander Ovechkin posted the above photo to his Instagram account last month.

"Suzy, I'm glad you asked. I'd like to illustrate two points that I think will make pretty clear that there is no comparison between me and Ray Rice:

Ray Lewis running their Twitter account now?

Guys, take it easy on Ray Rice. All of this stuff is hitting him pretty hard.

Not saying it's being ignored, just saying it would have been nice had the local pastor mentioned it. No more, no less.