Seems to be about on par with an early Palm Pilot...
I still have my OG Game Boy, you know if he wants to send me it to play with :)

Is it just me, or does Guardians of Heritage & Culture feel a little right-y militia?

Every time I get on my non-peloton bike I wonder how meany merits I’m gonna earn this ride...

Not to mention that even after everything that has happened in the last 4 years, in particular the last year, 47% of the country voted with a clear conscience to re-elect Trump. I don’t get it. There are just no words for how low things have gotten in this utterly broken country.

Of course I was being sarcastic since everyone knows the truths is..

I suspect we will see it as a requirement for schools next year.

Good article. Also, both the vaccine makers trials had over 30k participants, so it’s not like they only tested it on a few people. (Andrew Wakefields rigged study that is the source of all the antivax fear had a sample size of...12).

Bill Gates had the vaccine ready to go,with its tracking/mind control chip,before he started spreading this fake virus with 5G.

Based on my extensive dinosaur research I did with my kid in Jurrasic Park and LEGOs, my scientific opinion is these are not “decorations”. These are razor blades allowing this dinosaur to fight at least 4 enemies at once (maybe up to 6 using beak and tail) and slice their throats easily. They also could be used to…

BoJack Horseman’s final, bittersweet half season aired in January 2020 and should be on this list.

The letters revealed on the typewriter can be re-arranged to spell “COVED SFN” which may mean “COVID—So Fucked Now” since “COVID” is “COVED” in German and is the same way Nostradamus spelled it in 1563.

Keyhole wasp, meet the Asshole WASP.

Now you’re getting emulsional. 

Egg yolk... Oil industry... Well, that’s it; he’s selling the country out to Big Aioli.

My wife was a nurse on an IMCU, here in the suburbs just north of Seattle where the virus was first detected in the states.

Looking forward to seeing answers to this. Fuck Up’s answer gave great insight into how hard the pandemic has been on people’s emotional and mental health.

You know, at this point, I’d take Trump dying of Shakespearean irony and the rest of the family getting sent to Rikers for the rest of their lives. I’d feel vindicated in that they’re all criminals AND we wouldn’t have to deal with that braying asshole for however few years he has left on this planet.

the process of flossing is, for me, a massive pain in the ass

Hang on a sec... Lemme just...

Adrian van Hooydonk makes Chris Bangle look like Michelangelo