Looking forward to seeing answers to this. Fuck Up’s answer gave great insight into how hard the pandemic has been on people’s emotional and mental health.

You know, at this point, I’d take Trump dying of Shakespearean irony and the rest of the family getting sent to Rikers for the rest of their lives. I’d feel vindicated in that they’re all criminals AND we wouldn’t have to deal with that braying asshole for however few years he has left on this planet.

Hang on a sec... Lemme just...

Adrian van Hooydonk makes Chris Bangle look like Michelangelo

Not to toot my own horn but what do you call it when someone organizes the carts in the cart corral? Or returns a cart to the store that’s sitting in the parking lot because I’m, I mean they, are on their way in anyway so what’s the big deal? (I don’t do that right now because of Covid but is walking a loose cart to…

Do you normally spit on your Walmart cashier?

This is so wrong. People at wal-mart don’t operate 12in from your face for extended periods of time. 

You may have heard a song before but can still listen to it for the first time.

My 3 y/o stopped fighting the mask after the first few times. She was 2 then lol. 

Beaverton

GRUMPY CAT IS DEAD!!!!!

In the 70s my mother said,”When the population gets too large, they start a war or loose a disease.”

Yeah, spending our entire life eclipsed by the shitty Boomers sure didn’t help

Agreed................

I’ll pay YOU to isolate me on fake Mars for the next 8 months.

“During these uncertain times, we’re all in this together...at least, until I can monetize it. Then you all are on your own.” 

Luckily like 80% of porn is step siblings that live in the same home already so the impact to production should be minimal, right? /s

“Live like you have it, not like you had it.”

The uncertainty of asymptomatic cases adds fire to this. Estimates are that there are anywhere from 2 to 10 times as many cases as there are confirmed diagnoses. But even at the most generous, that would mean there were 50,000 undiagnosed cases in the US a month ago (when you would have had to have it to be recovered…

Every time I read something about the “vanlife” crowd it makes my opinion of them go down a bit more, even when I think it possibly can’t.