Not to toot my own horn but what do you call it when someone organizes the carts in the cart corral? Or returns a cart to the store that’s sitting in the parking lot because I’m, I mean they, are on their way in anyway so what’s the big deal? (I don’t do that right now because of Covid but is walking a loose cart to…

Do you normally spit on your Walmart cashier?

This is so wrong. People at wal-mart don’t operate 12in from your face for extended periods of time. 

You may have heard a song before but can still listen to it for the first time.

My 3 y/o stopped fighting the mask after the first few times. She was 2 then lol. 

Beaverton

GRUMPY CAT IS DEAD!!!!!

In the 70s my mother said,”When the population gets too large, they start a war or loose a disease.”

Yeah, spending our entire life eclipsed by the shitty Boomers sure didn’t help

Agreed................

I’ll pay YOU to isolate me on fake Mars for the next 8 months.

“During these uncertain times, we’re all in this together...at least, until I can monetize it. Then you all are on your own.” 

Luckily like 80% of porn is step siblings that live in the same home already so the impact to production should be minimal, right? /s

“Live like you have it, not like you had it.”

The uncertainty of asymptomatic cases adds fire to this. Estimates are that there are anywhere from 2 to 10 times as many cases as there are confirmed diagnoses. But even at the most generous, that would mean there were 50,000 undiagnosed cases in the US a month ago (when you would have had to have it to be recovered…

Every time I read something about the “vanlife” crowd it makes my opinion of them go down a bit more, even when I think it possibly can’t.

hopefully the larger part of our dead are his voters.

I mean, christ, march of the pigs might be the anthem of today.

Thanks for being such a loyal reader. But skip this.

Thanks for being such a loyal reader. But skip this.

Good taste and common sense ceased to exist after January 20, 2017.