Georgia O’Keeffe would bee so excited.

I love articles about older, fabulous women and it’s like.. “What’s your secret to looking amazing/living to 100?” and they say “booze and no men”.

“This may be the year when we finally come face to face with ourselves; finally just lay back and say it—that we are really just a nation of 220 million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns, and no qualms at all about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

It’s rumored Maria’s writing her character to be the ante hero.

The Amazon link uses the dog name “Bark Twain” to explain how the app works.

Bark Twain. :D

The Amazon link uses the dog name “Bark Twain” to explain how the app works.

Bark Twain. :D

Stop re-posting those goddamn wool dryer balls. I’ve tried 3 days in a row to get the posted $10 price and it is never $10 (price starts at $16 and code gives $3 discount).

Stop re-posting those goddamn wool dryer balls. I’ve tried 3 days in a row to get the posted $10 price and it is…

He didn’t show up on the Dean’s List because he was given the only Dean’s Double Secret Extra Special Best Student Ever History In The History Of Wharton award ever given out which wouldn’t show up on the records. It’s kept secret so that the losers on the Dean’s List don’t get their feelings hurt when they realize…

Yet they have an order backlog a year long, and Atherton housewives are doing dirty things to get a higher place on the waiting list.

Can you even call it a cutting board then?

Can you even call it a cutting board then?