“We have muffled audio of you masturbating.”

We rock.

“And he was never heard from again.”

They had one job to do: report the news, and they blew it.

OR SHE’LL EAT YOU!

We think this is the most extreme version and it’s not based on facts.

I think Section 31's also a highlight of the difference between post-WWII optimism (Roddenberry) and post-Vietnam cynicism (the younger writers who have since taken over the show). It’s not just that S31 is a bit of a lazy kludge (though it is), but also that it was wholly unnecessary in the kind of universe…

Wow, he looks young enough to be Catherine Zeta-Jones’ husband.

Q can see beyond the Fourth Wall 

Decide who pays for it? C’mon, it’s obvious. Mexico pays for it.

“This may be the year when we finally come face to face with ourselves; finally just lay back and say it—that we are really just a nation of 220 million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns, and no qualms at all about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

I think 45 should be on the beach in the impact zone at the height of the storm, it would be the most useful thing he did during his presidency. He should bring his cabinet and the republican congress and have a beach party! Asses to the wind ready to take Florence on. Or maybe he can open his mouth and take the…

It’s rumored Maria’s writing her character to be the ante hero.

Whew, great news. I’m glad all those people with debilitating stress fidgeting disorders and the sudden spate of ADHD were all cured.

They also say they’ve been promised some human fat from a liposuction procedure, although that hasn’t been delivered yet.

Good. You’re doing your part to keep the water in your body from filling the oceans.

OR! OR! We suck the oil out of the way, and the water fills in the gap. Problem solved!

BoJack Horseman not being on this list is a travesty.

I will never not find the use of this meme entertaining.

The Amazon link uses the dog name “Bark Twain” to explain how the app works.

Bark Twain. :D

The Amazon link uses the dog name “Bark Twain” to explain how the app works.

Bark Twain. :D