So the noise becomes a community nuisance instead of the owner’s nuisance.

Stacey Abrams would be a great running mate.

No, they call them “fat broads” and “horse faced lesbians” and tell them to abort their pregnancies.

Considering one of the two major US political parties is stuck in the 1950s, I doubt that there will be government shift in public policy regarding marriage.

They do so for small businesses as well.

William Howard Taft would probably disagree about the fattest part.  Guy makes Chris Christie look anorexic.

Because Karen, who hasn’t talked to you since high school, all of a sudden finds you on Facebook and tells you the essential oils she’s selling with her MLM cure cancer.

This is Maine. Moose (whatever the plural is), not bears.

Ad Cal Cunningham (North Carolina) and Theresa Greenfield (Iowa) to your list.

Tell that to my sister, 37.  Her hair screams “Can I speak to your manager?”

I’m surprised Kanye lets her anywhere near that place.  He probably wants some magic want to make things beigescale.  

Republican cats are looking for other pussies to grab.

You need to go onto Reddit and do an AMA.

Can we cancel Donald Trump on 11/3/20?

I’ve heard it as Buddha Judge as well.  

So Kayne vs the family he married into?

This.  Let CNN paint the map this color on Election Day.

You are making the mistake of thinking Kayne is human. Even Kayne doesn’t think he’s human (he thinks he’s a god).

Yes but tailor experiences to the person.  Giving a movie buff tickets to a movie theater is great.  Giving a mani/pedi to someone who’s never set foot in a nail salon is not.

The people who fall for it are the ones that think they’re going to strike it rich by selling essential oils/weight loss shit/ugly leggings/makeup/jewelry to their friends on Facebook.