This is the only true Gato I will recognize:

You could just move to a less noisy location. AirPods really noise cancelling or silicon tips.

Explain!

I don’t know why Groupon thought they needed to take the calculation further after calculating the price per square inch. I guess you could take it further and do it by brand. That’s all you really need to know. That per person calculation is strange and unnecessary to me. I eat more than the average person so what…

I would prefer cards instead. I hate it when people write stuff in my books. Feels like vandalism to me. That is... if I had books.

Fans don’t cool rooms; fans cool people. In other words, the reason a room with a fan feels cooler is not because the air movement is reducing the temperature (it’s not). It’s because the air is passing over your skin and reducing your perspiration.

I just think to myself that it’s cheaper and I can eat whatever I want. That gets me excited enough.

This is why I keep anything of real importance on my person. Stuff like cash, ID, credit cards, phone and passport should never be in the overhead storage. Fortunately, I don’t need to carry around prescribed medication but if I did, I’d also keep it on my person if possible. It sounds like a lot but if you plan ahead…

I’d say the best way to save money on what is essentially coffee candy in liquid form, look no further than the office workplace. It’s free for the employees.

Just Pootie? Not Pootie Tang? Lost opportunity, Fahey! Shame!

Oh wow..... how did he hook up with Naoko Takeuchi?

I just started my character last night and only just got to the player hub or village. Looks a little cartoony like Fortnite but gameplay is fun.

Arise, Sir Loin of Beef!

Honey makes the yogurt watery. Is that ok? Will it still come out feeling like ice cream after leaving in the freezer?

Your approved sale. It says right on the glass.

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If there’s access to a freezer, bring ice cream. A big tub of ice cream is cheap. Nothing fancy. Just the staple vanilla, chocolate or strawberry.

They probably don’t want your pen’s ink all over their hands or on the interior of their bag, and it’s a reminder to your borrower: This pen does not belong to you, and if you take it, you are ruining the pen for the both of us.

Too true.

Too true.