...or brush their teeth.

It’s not a phase, it’s a way of life

Hopefully, they’ll take him (back) to the place he loves. Take him all the way.

I don’t know how Flea can drink anything in with his head so far up his ass. I can’t stand that bullshit Cali-by-way-of-Yogi-surfer-3rd-eye-chakra speak.

Yeah, actual pumpkin things are not the problem. It’s that weird, fake pumpkin spice that’s the problem.

I’m a black guy who has no problem admitting his love of pumpkin-flavored things (they’re literally the only thing about Fall that I actually consistently look forward to), but pumpkin-spice lattes are DISGUSTING. Well, not really disgusting...just completely flavorless and disappointing, like pretty much all flavored …

take him away, take him away, take him away now!

I like pleasure spiked with pain and getting tossed from Lakers games. 

The NBA is terrible; these guys are terrible. 

It feels like Anthony Kiedis should have gone through the “get thrown out of places” phase of his life, like, a while ago.

please keep them at the arena watching LeBron so we don’t have to hear anymore music.

Bibbity Boo Bop, Geography

Are they sure they didn’t mishear Kiedis shout “Suck My Kiss” and he simply didn’t realize that noone on the Lakers would be old enough to get the reference?

I can imagine that he doesn’t ever want to feel like he did that day. 

Flea became Ed Harris so gradually I didn't even notice.

That’s a cool Sonny Bono Halloween costume, bro.

After taking a sociology class in college, I’d probably argue they should have been left off as well.  

I know your picture is for comedy purposes, but the quote is actually my favorite part.

I swear to god, there’s nothing that frustrates me more in soccer than that. You’d think that the Refs aren’t allowed to call offside if the players don’t raise their hands by their behaviors.

Is it me or does every “washed-up international soccer star” who comes to the MLS just completely dominate and is still waaaaaay better than anyone here?

Now they can join the other 11 D League teams already there.