What a wild way to spell “Sergio Busquets”.

I’m certain no one at Fox has to be worried about being mistaken for a journalist.

Since it is so safe maybe they should go work for a network or paper there... actually they would do well since they are already willing mouthpieces for damn near anything our fucked up administration wants said.

In the wild, the males are more transitory, and the females really only want them around when they are in a mood to breed. Matriarch lionesses will only breed with a male that can demonstrate physical dominance, and mating is quite violent, sometimes to the point that the male wounds the female significantly.

It’s weird to me the lead on this story is how funny it is that a female lion killed a male lion because lol gender dynamics.

I mean, they do take up a lot of space...

Because locking animals who need to be out in the African plain into cages and small habitats makes them behave in unusual ways? Imprisonment tends to do that.

Well, it beats rhythmic gymnastics.

Curious, you’re not a dad but you’ve been carrying your kid for 2 years?

I hate that it’s called an ‘ergobaby’. That name is practically rage inducing.

Sigh.

No, but this is some fascinating stuff about how these dance competitions work.

I had to take a break in the middle and then another break later. A Breakin’ II, if you will.

That was . . . a really long discourse on the subject.

no.

Dads, your babies want to be carried, they do not want to hang off of you like a tumor or other unwanted parasite. Carrying imparts comfort, nurturing, safety, the exact kind of bonding you need at the exact time you need it. Much better for relationship development than some snappy wordplay about 007, to be sure.

You know, if the standard design results in battered testes, I’m going to go out a limb and say that it’s not as simple as just grabbing one and putting it on.

Actually, it is not ‘pretty simply’. You can really hurt your child if you carry her incorrectly or in an inappropriate carrier. For starters, facing out is a big no:

Fewer testicles for better aerodynamics.