Their slogan: “Global warming, fuck yeah!”

What, you get a paid half-hour lunch? Look at Mr. Mad Men pissing in the executive washroom after grabbing his secretary’s ass.

Let me guess, you’ve got legal weed in your neck of the woods.

Joe Buck narrating proves they’re already in hell.

Technically, that doesn’t get the giver anywhere.

CAN’T PREDICT BASEBALL.

Nice picture of an evil fool with his alcohol. I bet I can count on my fist the number of writers on all of GMG that don’t drink.

I’m glad he’s down with the imprisonment of his entire regime. That will kick off the movement nicely.

He thinks he’s fooling anyone and everyone, that’s why.

We used to have an awful, 70's-era Chimpanzee exhibit at our zoo that was just a circular cage of bars with only a single tire on a rope and a concrete floor. It was torture and cruel and I understand why that lonely bastard threw his shit at the cruel gawking human beings.

Did last season’s standings after five games correlate with the end of year stats?

THANKS FOR THE EXTRA FECAL MATTER AT THE BEACH TILDA!

“Dyin’ ain’t much of a livin’.” is a fine, fine movie line, FWIW (and that ain’t much when it comes to Hollywood).

But most of all, he invoked hate and racism.

You are correct, Sir.

You don’t understand — the Russians installed the evil fool as POTUS because they knew he’s an absolute clusterfuck of a human being that they have kompromat on. They’re in the firmware of the voting machines so don’t be surprised if the GOP narrowly avoids defeat in two weeks time.

Well, the corps that process complete, healthy cane juice down into its crack cocaine variant don’t care about our health any more than Dracula cares about his victims.

Any form of processed sugar and your pancreas are a helluva brutal combo.

Good to see you eating again, JVH.

Correction: No one at any for-profit corporation is innocent.